Ever heard of the term “gobbeley gook” before? Here’s our definition: All sorts of phrases that generally have the terms “market leader”, “convenient locations”, “friendly, knowledgeable staff” etc in their message
Ever heard of the term “gobbeley gook” before? Here’s the SPIA definition: All sorts of phrases that generally have the terms “market leader”, “convenient locations”, “friendly, knowledgeable staff” and “competitive rates” strung together in an attempt to gain more clients for a particular company. Salespeople, when trying to convince a potential client to switch from their established vendor to the salesperson’s company usually repeat them – a lot. Furthermore, when a potential client doesn’t seem interested, the salesperson keeps emphasizing them (read: says more “gobbeley gook” – but louder) and throws in the ultimate reason to switch to their company: “You’re more than a number with us”.
More and more, as I work with companies of all shapes and sizes, I’m realizing that the ones that really do well (read: sell for more profit) are the ones who have had the guts to challenge the norm – the status quo. When I get calls from potential clients, they’re usually calling me because they heard that at SPIA, we work with sales teams building the processes that make them more profitable and successful. That part is true. The part that most of these CEOs and sales executives miss is that before we can build any processes, we have to know exactly why your particular company deserves success in its marketplace. Generally, when I pose this question – I tend to get a lot of that same “gobbeley gook” repeated to me.
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Craig holds an MBA from the University of California (Berkeley) and has been awarded the coveted CMC Certificate by the Institute of Management Consultants - Washington, DC. Stimmel's clients include AMOCO Oil, Staples, John Heath & Co Ltd (UK), Beautone (Taiwan), Hunt Mfg, Avery-Dennison, Steelcase, The Hon Company and many others. Craig is a nationally published author of articles covering both distribution and service business development issues as well as being a featured speaker at trade events and conventions.